Funny but quite true....

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....
WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you.
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

On another note,I just found out that in America ground squirrels actually preyed on rattle snakes and they are also immune to the snake's venom!Fascinating........but true.So whenever you see a squirrel and a snake in America,don't pity the squirrel cause it ain't going to die......Squirrel= cute with violence....

*cough* *cough*

I'm suppose to be at school now but great I have to stay at home.....Why?Thanks to my fringgin' sore throat! Urgh! *clears throat*.I can hardly talk or I prefer not to talk.For example, like this morning,my parents got a hard time figuring out what I'm trying to say............Listening to Justin Timberlake's :"What goes around comes around"!Not bad....I kinda like it though....Anyway after I'm done with emo-ing....."finally huh,Jess?" I'm currently at a chilling moment of mine!Woohoo....But anyway chilling aside, still have to study caused I totally screwed my whole July's monthly test.......
On another crazy note,I wanted to take a picture of green-coloured phlegm (I'm sure you folks know where's the source right?) But damn!My camera's spoiled at this critical moment when I needed it so badly......Ish!

Was okay; now no

During PA today, I was okay....I mean for the first time in the whole week,I really laugh from the bottom of my heart,in other words I did not fake the laugh....Many thanks to you guys that were involved in the bad-singing of Backstreet Boy's songs....Just to name them: Chongie, Chiddy and Shiau.....I appreciate it....really!But when I'm back home.....again I'm saddened..
I want to freeze my feelings towards everything,especially towards you but the question still remains: Can I?Have to study for organic chemistry in this shitty situation of mine........

any other word than emo can use to describe me?

"Will I be okay?" is the question I kept asking myself these few days.......
How do I feel now?Hmm......good question that some asked me but if you asked me yesterday,I'll say that I'm ok....but if you asked me today,my answer will be: feels like shit!
I felt as if I'm talking into an empty well in a sad and quiet autumn evening.....Nothing besides the wind and dry leaves are around me....When I say a word,all it returns to me is just another echo of my own voice from the bottom of the empty well.....I thought of tossing a coin into it and make a wish like what fairy tale folks did but all I did instead was filling up the well with tears and sadness.Autumns can be romantic in some way but it can also meant dying and distraught to a certain extend.
I'm trying my best to live without thinking of you!But when I'm almost there, again something happened and I wanted your presence so badly until I start thinking of you all over again......

Still in an emo state

I want to see a sunset at the top of the hill with you.After sunset and there we will be watching nightfall too....Counting and making a wish upon the unreacheble stars while admiring the round moon.But most importantly is you,who is there beside me deviating my attentions from the surrounding to you.We could talk whatever we want until late at night right before we just stay in silence while enjoying each other's companionship.When dawn comes,you wake me up with your smile and we were just in time to see the sun rise before travelling elsewhere.....This may sound like some fairy tale or some scene taken out from some love story or so.But I do like the idea of it especially if you're there to go through it with me......However,deep down in my heart I know that this idealistic images will just remained as a dream.A dream that will not possibly come true as you do not even know I'm thinking of you now....
Like how James Blunt ends in his song entitled "You're Beautiful" :'It's time to face the truth,I'll never be with you.'

EMO..........

Sometimes, life is so sucky until you just wish to rip that part of it off and straight away skip into a new chapter hoping for a happier day while awaiting for something that you've been wishing so badly to happen.I don't want to think of you......but the more I resist,the more you're caught in the images in my head.....I don't want to hear your voice but the conversations we had just can't stop replaying as if it's like recorded or some sort of.I don't want to know you to begin with.If I don't know you,would I be better or would I end up in something similar?I'm tired of awaiting....Awaiting, guessing, hoping and wishing isn't a good combination altogether.The said combination makes one's mind move in a to-and-fro, back-and-forth motion, just like a lost man in an isolated island all by himself; again awaiting for a ray of hope that comes together with the next crack of dawn.....
I don't want to be lost..but yet,I'm currently a resemblance of the flood water that flows in all directions....I'm no longer a resemblance of the river water that flows so smoothly and swiftly towards a particular aim or direction....How come?Is it me or you?
Can I forget you?Should I choose to wipe out the memories and the voice of yours in my head?I know it's impossible for you to know how I feel cause I doubt you even notice me as compared to the others.Presently,I don't want to lie to myself about the fact that:I do miss you and I like you!

Can't have the whole world,can we?

Watched a movie last night,not Transformers...Although I wanted to,just can't seems to get the tickets and worse of all my friend forgotten to book it and I waited the whole night for the fella to confirm with me...Nevermind la,I'm not that much of robotic fan also.For now,I'm waiting for Leehom's new album to come out........Gosh!Really can't wait man!I actually waited everyday and counting down to the date his album is coming out....SWT!!!!When it is out,I'm so going to buy it.Not pirated but ORIGINAL!!!How could I possibly buy pirated CDs of his and cause him to lost his job man?I really want to meet him in person then later knowing him as friend...Cool eh?So I'll be his fan and friend...Ah!Snap out of it Jess!You'll never know him,not in your lifetime because:

1. He is in Taiwan or anywhere but Malaysia in the mean time and I'm stuck in Malaysia
2. How can I even manage to talk to him before getting myself kick out of the whatever setting I'm in or worse black list me for all his concerts(can't get any worse,huh?)
3. Even if I manage to get up close and shake hand with him,does he even remember me after that?I mean who am I man?

Enough of daydreaming about the impossibles Jess....unless miracle happens!Oh crap,I'm starting the talking-to-myself-thingo again....better stop it before it get worse..Currently,I'm so lost of the whatever ping pong song both Satchid and Raja is talking about...nevermind!Oh now I don't get why Chiddy kept saying people hates him...and DENG! his talking about a song..haha...blurring!!!!I'm amazed at times by the level of blurness in me...er...no thanx for the revealation(referring to Mr.T) But blurness are good sometimes because it lessens stress.So that you don't need to care so much about your surroundings like what people say and stuff that causes our stress level to shoot up like mad......Sometimes is even better to not know that you are caught between 2 people that you are forced to make a decision....signing off for today...tata