Monday, July 30, 2007
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....
WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you.
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
On another note,I just found out that in America ground squirrels actually preyed on rattle snakes and they are also immune to the snake's venom!Fascinating........but true.So whenever you see a squirrel and a snake in America,don't pity the squirrel cause it ain't going to die......Squirrel= cute with violence....
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
On another crazy note,I wanted to take a picture of green-coloured phlegm (I'm sure you folks know where's the source right?) But damn!My camera's spoiled at this critical moment when I needed it so badly......Ish!
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
I want to freeze my feelings towards everything,especially towards you but the question still remains: Can I?Have to study for organic chemistry in this shitty situation of mine........
Monday, July 16, 2007
How do I feel now?Hmm......good question that some asked me but if you asked me yesterday,I'll say that I'm ok....but if you asked me today,my answer will be: feels like shit!
I felt as if I'm talking into an empty well in a sad and quiet autumn evening.....Nothing besides the wind and dry leaves are around me....When I say a word,all it returns to me is just another echo of my own voice from the bottom of the empty well.....I thought of tossing a coin into it and make a wish like what fairy tale folks did but all I did instead was filling up the well with tears and sadness.Autumns can be romantic in some way but it can also meant dying and distraught to a certain extend.
I'm trying my best to live without thinking of you!But when I'm almost there, again something happened and I wanted your presence so badly until I start thinking of you all over again......
Friday, July 13, 2007
Like how James Blunt ends in his song entitled "You're Beautiful" :'It's time to face the truth,I'll never be with you.'
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
I don't want to be lost..but yet,I'm currently a resemblance of the flood water that flows in all directions....I'm no longer a resemblance of the river water that flows so smoothly and swiftly towards a particular aim or direction....How come?Is it me or you?
Can I forget you?Should I choose to wipe out the memories and the voice of yours in my head?I know it's impossible for you to know how I feel cause I doubt you even notice me as compared to the others.Presently,I don't want to lie to myself about the fact that:I do miss you and I like you!
Sunday, July 1, 2007
- He is in Taiwan or anywhere but Malaysia in the mean time and I'm stuck in Malaysia
- How can I even manage to talk to him before getting myself kick out of the whatever setting I'm in or worse black list me for all his concerts(can't get any worse,huh?)
- Even if I manage to get up close and shake hand with him,does he even remember me after that?I mean who am I man?
Enough of daydreaming about the impossibles Jess....unless miracle happens!Oh crap,I'm starting the talking-to-myself-thingo again....better stop it before it get worse..Currently,I'm so lost of the whatever ping pong song both Satchid and Raja is talking about...nevermind!Oh now I don't get why Chiddy kept saying people hates him...and DENG! his talking about a song..haha...blurring!!!!I'm amazed at times by the level of blurness in me...er...no thanx for the revealation(referring to Mr.T) But blurness are good sometimes because it lessens stress.So that you don't need to care so much about your surroundings like what people say and stuff that causes our stress level to shoot up like mad......Sometimes is even better to not know that you are caught between 2 people that you are forced to make a decision....signing off for today...tata